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(Current Time: 6:41 Pm, Night)
(Current Sounds: REWRITE - Asian Kung-Fu Generation)
...The Last Segment of Them Not So Deep Thoughts:
WHAT THE EFF, THIS IS THE LAST ONE?!
SILENCE, YOU INCOHENT DORKWAD
...
Eyeeeeeeeeah, I'm finally gonna put up the last part here. I KNOW there's more...but I'm too lazy and too tired to write anymore down than the ones I've got now. Ooh!
Its a lot bigger than the other two, and hopefully the best.
Enjoy, kids.
*SHOT FOR BEING AN ADULT*
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You know when a package says "open here?" What would the protocol be if it said "open somewhere else?"
I don't have a solution--but I do admire your problem.
I haven't lost my mind. It's backed up in a disk...somewhere...
On the keyboard of life, always keep your one finger on the "Escape" key.
What would a chair look like if our knees bent the other way?
This would be really funny right now if it weren't happening to me.
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
My patience is up to 99%. The one percent you just wasted.
My boss says I'm as slow as a turtle treading through a sea of peanut butter. Mmmm...peanut butter...
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
I like work....Its fascinating...I could sit and stare at it for hours...
I only go to work on days that don't end with a "y"
At work, I can please only one person at a time. And today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
Don't ever raise your hand to kids; it leaves your groin exposed.
Why are there flotation devices under plane devices instead of parachutes?
The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning, you're in the job.
If the world's all a stage, then where is the audience sitting?
If we are here to help others, what exactly are the others here for?
Money isn't everything--but at least it keeps relatives to stay in touch.
I'm not cheap--but I'm on special today.
Why is it when you transport something by ship, its called cargo--but when you transport something by car, its called shipment?
I don't suffer from stress--I'm a carrier.
I'm not a complete idiot, I'm missing a lot of parts.
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OKAY, I'M DONE HERE.
BUT I KNOW THEY AIN'T xDDD
*SHOT*
~kiwi
(Current Time: 6:07 Pm, Night)
(Current Sounds: N.M.H. - NO MORE HEROES)
Musings and Those Damned Thoughts:
D'okay. I need to get new headphones. I dunno...
Here ya go. More thoughts not to be taken into thought. Seriously.
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How come Superman can stop bullets with his chest--but ducks when someone throws a gun at him?
I went to a bookstore once and asked the cash register lady where I can find a book on self-help. She said it would defeat the fact.
Why is it when two airplanes hit each other, it's called a near-miss? Shouldn't it be called a near-hit?
Growing old is mandatory--growing up is optional.
Hard work never killed anyone--but why chance it?
If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
Stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
A bus station is where a bus stops, a train station is where a train stops....on my desk, there is a work station.
At work, when you write, no one remembers, when you're wrong, no one forgets.
Why are they called stands when you're supposed to be sitting?
Why do scientists call it research when you're looking for something new?
When you think about it, black jellybeans are cruel.
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I'll finish this off later.
-kiwi
(Current Time: 8:49 Am, Morning)
(Current Sounds: 'I'm Gonna Fly' Sydney Frost)
Musings and Those Thoughts:
Well, here we go. Some thoughts to keep in mind. Maybe. I dunno.
Ever start to think...then stop to think again?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes?
Why is it called a T.V set when you only get one?
Just remember- if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Disneyland--a peopletrap operated by a mouse.
Why is it when you believe someone when they say there are one billion stars in the universe--at a wet painted wall, you'd have to check to make sure?
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it is?
They're just jealous because the voices are only talking to me.
Imagine how deep the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there.
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the question.
Why do they report power outages on T.V?
How there can be self-help groups?
I do what my rice krispies tell me to.
If raising children was gonna be easy, it wouldn't start with the word 'labour.'
Warning: dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
When you open up a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw away the top one?
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
To me, my body is a temple; to you, its an amusement park.
When your pet sees you read the newspaper, does it wonder why you're reading the carpet?
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More to come soon :3
-kiwi
