Monday, October 6, 2008

Eight In the Mirror - Jealous About Her Stupid Attractiveness

(Current Time: 12:57 Pm, 4th Blk)
(Current Sounds: Some music by Masafumi Takeda)



Musings:

Goodness. I should find more 'No More Heroes' sounds. I really love this game. Thank goodness for my brother borrowing games for my obsession entetainment



Its a Wii game, obviously (I get a kick when I swing the remote and Travis *main character* swings his Beam Katana and slices all our enemies in bloody explosive bits. Its a good vent.



The main story is about this otaku/wrestling nerd named Travis Touchdown. (anyone else think his last name sounds SO pornographic?). He wins a Beam Katana in this Internet auction and decides 'Whoopty shit! I wanna become an assassin!" Which should help him, cuz of his motel household and scraping his savings for the next meal for both himself and his cat Jeane.

He then gets under a contract by the means of the vixen in the game: Sylvia Criestel. Who's got this thick French accent that pisses my sister off. (and me too. eck. just hearing her voice crackle in our Wii remote sounds like a train running over some crickets)

Anyways, the main thing that's standing in Travis' way of becoming the number one assassin is the top ten assassins of the assassin organization he's a part of (Sheesh, the assassin count is hilarious)

He gets to fight a tattoed old guy, a magnum blasting old guy, an albino black school girl chick (who holds a KATANA xD), a super-bad anti-villian, a one legged grenade specialist, a punkrocker (whom we SHOULD'VE FOUGHT), a crazy magician, a REALLY old fat lady with a cannon gun as her sexual excuse, a really really BAD girl in Lolita clothing (Trust me, she's a BITCH)

And well, it gets spoilery. I won't get into the details, but the end is covered with fourth wall breakings. Its truly a good game--I'd love to borrow it again



This game absloutely fucking AMUSES me. Here are some interesting things you do in the game:



THIS is how you save the game. Typically, yes I understand this. Take a dump to 'release all that shit you had to go through.'

My favourite assassin out of all of them. I might cosplay her someday




KIWI ADVISES Y'ALL TO GET IT.

On a further note. I hate the name 'Stacy'. That'll give ya hints as to how I'm feeling at the moment.

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Poetry In 30 Days
Day 7: Forms and Lists

-Its a list poem! It msut use a single line for each item on the list.

*A list of names for your baby.

Rebirth

Alba, a dawning sunrise, ready to take on the world
Zachary, someone has remembered this man
Benedetta, be blessed with this feeling
Yuuki, a gentle hope of beginning once more
Cain, crafting these wings to soar, young boy!
Xolani, forgive her in pardon, she will try
Dai, beloved, do not cry
Wilhelmina, be strong, your will is your greatest weapon
Ezra, you are my cry for salvation
Verina, truth is hidden amongst your heart
Fai, begin you life with dreams, son
Unika, a goddes in your own right
Greg, watching over me like a vigilante
Tara, like a rolling hillside, a rocksteady tower
Haruka, a faraway, distant love
Soiree, moonlight washes over your childish face
Ida, a hardworking individual
Raine, hail this child from heaven above
Jezabel, unexalted from creation
Quincy, descendent and true
Katerina, pure and quiet filled
Pallas, youthful, never leave your childish steps behind
Lukia, as graceful as your butterfly wings
Oswald, ruling fist like the gods
Mythri, gaining a new friendship
Noah, resting place, my peaceful child

-next assignment:
Elegy time! Write about a person or event that is meaningful to you. Don't neccessarily approach the most tragic event in your lfie. Look for something you can handle

PS: Heavenly Star by Genki Rockets is LOVE



-kiwi

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