Thursday, November 27, 2008

Thirty-Two - Weaver Goddess

(Current Time: 10:43 Am, 2nd blk)
(Current Sounds: Quincy No Hokori Ni Kakete - Noriaki Sugiyama)

Musings and Character Sketch:

orihime omnom icon Pictures, Images and Photos

HAHAH.

Another characte sketch, because I'm bored and plus I'm into writing at the moment.

YESH.

YESH.

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Orihime Pictures, Images and Photos
Nobody notices her hairclips except for me. It was always about her tangerine hair or her blessed bust. Nobody paid attention to the minor details.


Except for me. Just me alone knew what she was all about.

Everyone in our class know her as a hard-headed young woman. She was the third smartest in our whole group--but she could kick that geek in first place any day.

Everyone know's about her hard head. That incident with the aluminum baseball still rang clear in our memories.

She has the skill of a black belt but her best friend says moreso a yellow belt.

Her cooking skills wasn't considered bad--just unique. Though, red bean paste and sprinkled paprika over potatoes and kale leaves would be more so strange than unique.

One of or classmates knows she's hopeless when it comes to technology. She doesnt even have the smarts to own a cellphone, since everyone knows she'll make it explode in first contact.

All the girls in her class envy about her giant of a bust. One even attempts to disturb her personal space enough just to stare and gawk at her 'marvelous gifts.' Some girls, in my guyish opinion, make me sick.

Her overeactive imagination is her main personality point to discuss. She once imagined herself to be the most destructive, chaotic android--when we were doing an assignment about what our future career would be.

I always saw her outside of school with a heavily asian flower patterned skirt on. Even in winter, she's always seen with a skirt on. Apparently, her hard head can even test the powers of tempurature as well.

She lacks street smarts, especially by simply crossing the street. I once caught her almost ready to jaywalk across a busy intersection one day and stopped her in the nick of time. She, on the other hand, was spacing out as usual.

She's an avid member of the handicrafts club, alongside the same smartass geek from the same class. I sometimes get annoyed whenever HE shows off in front of her.

She likes Welsh onions. Everybody knows that, especially with that one day when she marched around the whole school, twirling one stalk like a trooper.

She gets carried away with her implausible scenarios--so much that some of her friends say that she can even "violate the realm of the gods". Whatever that meant, everyone decided to say that she was just strange to begin with.

She keeps her hair long as an oath to both her best friend and her brother. She once told me that she cropped her hair in elementary school because of bullies picking on how orange her hair was. I guess i'm not the only one.

But its the hairclips nobody notices. I was the only one. she told me her brother gave those as his last birthday gift...the very same day when I first met her at my dad's clinic. Her, faithfully leaving those blue flower shaped pins in her hair and staring in fading tragedy at her still brother's face, it felt eternal. It felt like a moment of rebirth....for both me and her.

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I SHULD DO RIFF NE--

*shot*

~kiwi

Thirty-One - Annual (Nov)

(Current Time: 9:48 Am, 2nd Blk)
(Current Sounds: Delilah - The Dresden Dolls)

Musings and Annual Question Count:

Ugh. I forgot Gladiator, the movie, had blood.

D: Blonde moment.

Anyways, here's my annual question count of the month. 

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1) Is there a person who is on your mind right now?
-Nobody at the moment.

2) Do you think life has been good so far?
-So far? Things happen for a reason, so sure, I suppose.

3) Where is the last place you went?
-English class, to watch bloody Gladiator >_<

4) Who is the last person you talked to?
-Darryl Pogue, who happened to give me back my cellphone when I accidentally dropped it. Clumsy me.

5) Who is the last person you texted?
-Bryce, a week ago, about how Matt looks incredibly sexy. Creepy, I know.

6) Believe in soulmates?
-The concept, yes. It actually happening, no.

7) Do you look like your mom or dad?
-I kinda look like Dad.

8) Do you have any siblings?
-Klarisse (15) and Ray (13). I also have two older half-siblings living in Calgary--Dave and Tamara.

9) Do you smile often?
-I try to.

10) Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?
-Sure, but I really don't wanna find out who exactly.

11) Are you happy?
-At this exact moment? Ehh. I'm still trying to get the gruesome images of that bloody Gladiator moive outta my head.

12) What is your middle name?
-Cueto. I also have a second name, Rhealyn.

13) Choose one to have: love, beauty or creativity?
-.... Love.

14) Do you wish on stars?
-I would--if any of them ever came out. Stupid light pollution.

15) Do you untie your shoes everytime you take them off?
-Only my pair of Converses, but other than that, I slip mine off.

16) What is the most disgusting food you've eaten?
-I once tasted stale Chinese food. Blegh.

17) Would you ever kill someone?
-Why would I? Either way, I'd kill myself afterwards for committing such a crime.

18) When did you last cry?
-Monday, remembering.

19) Have you ever met anyone famous?
-No, not really. Screw them and their Hollywood lifestyle.

20) Do you like your handwriting?
-I haven't written in handwriting for a long time. I don't like it--it's pretty messy and unreadable.

21) Are you a friendly person?
-I try to be. If I'm not friendly enough, I'm not trying hard enough.

22) If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself?
-Honestly, I'd wonder how to talk to myself, since I sometimes look angry, or space out.

23) What is/was your favourite school subject?
-Japanese <3

24) Are you keeping a secret from the world?
-I'm trying not be as secretive anymore, but privacy seems more comforting.

25) Do you regret anything?
-I shouldn't, but I do.

26) Who's bed did you sleep in last?
-Mine.

27) What color shirt are you wearing?
-Black sleeved, with a vest on top. Erlack. I'm choking on my red scarf too.

28) Do you have any pets?
-No.

29) Most recent movie that you watched?
-Death Race. Pretty sick movie.

30) What's the color of your bedsheets?
-For the first time in my life--GREEN <3

31) What were you doing at midnight last night?
-Sleeping probably. (No one tells me if I sleepwalk, which annoys me).

32) I can't wait to...
-... Eat lunch, and draw something. I dunno.

33) When was the last time you saw your dad?
-This morning, before he went to work.

34) Look to your left. What's there?
-Notebooks, planner, more computers, the library doors.

35) If you could drink anything right now, what?
-Something fizzy. Cream soda or strawberry bubble tea. Mmm.

36) Do you own a picture phone?
-For such a narcissistic question, yes.

37) Ever cried yourself to sleep?
-Yes, but not recently.

38) Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?
-Yes, on Eireann's.

39) Do songs make you cry?
-On the inside, yes. I do cry on a few ones.

40) Are you a normally happy person?
-I try to be.

41) Would you consider yourself to be a bully?
-To myself yes. I hate hurting people.

42) Is your self-esteem especially low?
-Dangerously low.

43) What's your natural hair color?
-Black. I kind of plan to attach a lime green streak in my hair. Someday.

44) What color are your eyes?
-Dark brown.

45) Current piercing?
-Just the ears.

46) Long or short hair?
-Got an Uryuu Ishida haircut. :3

47) Rings?
Not on at the moment. I do have a Hello Kitty bandage on my right ring finger right now.

48) Bracelets?
-I have a lot of them. But I don't have any on right now.

49) Is your hair up or down?
-Down. Uryuu don't like it up >_<

50) Current music?
-'Suigintou no Yoru' by Noriaki Sugiyama. Uryuu's Japanese actor 8D

51) Current annoyance?
-I can't seem to get the idea for a suit for Kei-Con. DAMN. Shinobu, Demyx, or Uryuu?!

52) Current thing you wish your were doing?
-Maybe checking Gaia. Or eating lunch. Or sipping a strawberry bubble tea drink >_<

53) Current favourite book?
-BLEACH: All But the Black (Art book. I NEEDS IT)

54) Current crush?
-I gave up on love.

~~

Well, November's pretty much over and done with. Christmas is coming up, so... BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR F'ED UP CAROLS 8D

*shot like a deer*

~kiwi

Monday, November 24, 2008

Thirty - Reform

(Current Time: 8:52 Am, 1st Blk)
(Current Sounds: LIFE - YUI)



Musings and a Tab Recap:



Holy schnitzel! (I'm not German, kthx)



I've reached the thirty post milestone mark. How the hell did I do THAT many blog posts, in a short 3 months?



.... ewell, I guess its all about the labels i usually have with my posts.



Excuse me while I quickly scan through what I have so far....



*takes a minute to click the 'Show All' button on her Label's bar...



....



..D:*



H-Holy shi--



If I can count the rows I have...



Its...like



CORN D:



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Alrighty, so the whole idea of this posting is, well, its gonna be boring for you guys. FOR ME IT WON'T BE. I'LL BE THINKING.



I'll be relieving myself of how I got those tags in the first place.



So...uhm, yeah, skip this post if you think its not... well. NOT WORTH YOUR TIME.



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Adult - I usually use this tag if 1) I'm acting like one or 2) I SHOULD be acting like one.



Aesthetics and Identity - The cover song that Ichigo Kurosaki's and Uryuu Ishida's japanese voice actors sang, of which I also tried fan-translating. Fucking interesting, and gave me so ideas. xD



Alba Meira - One of the main characters in the King of Fighters: Maximum Impact series. One piece of red hot leather. :D~



Angst - Another word for sadness. I use this tag whenever I post something... sad. Well, duh.



Anonymous Reading - I think I was reading The Book With No Name (another tag) when I put this down. Honestly, the anonymous tag is creepy. I could rant about how a piece of work could be written by a renowned serial killer... but I won't.



Apology Sought - I wanted to give out my sincere apologies for... well, whatever I committed. Which, sometimes, even I don't know what.



asdfgh - If you look carefully on your keyboard... you can type this out easily. But I mostly use this for confusion (which is a lot)



Baby names - Oh yeah! I was writing down a list poem about baby names. It... was interesting. ^_^



Bees - Don't we hate them? So do the people I write about in one of my poems about a bee truck overturning.



Birth By Sleep - The next, prequel sounding game, to the Kingdom Hearts franchise. And... well, I'm not really up to the hype, even though there IS a Roxas lookalike in it. YOU CAN'T COAX ME, NOMURA!!



Bleach - Anyone familiar with anime, should definitely know what this one is. If you're not... well.

Guy can see ghosts, a Soul reaper comes and gives her powers to him, he becomes a Substitute Soul reaper, and then gets into the biggest Soul mess we can't even describe here. Unless you're a super nerd (Which I'm not, sorry).

Even though it sounds... bland (Actually it is where the episodes are, at the moment), I suggest having a little bit of knowledge about it.



Butterfly - An insect with wings. Err... or go search up Luise Meyrink on something.



Celeste-chan - One of my friends. She was described in one of my poems, and also has her own blog here too, The Empty Kettle (Advertising, FTW!)



Character Sketch - I do a lot of these. I love making character sketches ^^



Character Songs - Now these are funny to listen to (Aesthetics and Identity for instance). xD



Childhood Poem - Wrote a poem about this. I might make more in the future.



Climate Changes - Yeah, too many of that. MOVING ON.



Coin Operated Boy - A song made by The Dresden Dolls. Reminds me a lot about relationships.



Counselling - Yeah.



Count Cain - Well, HAHA, WHY DON'T YOU LOOK THIS ONE UP.

No, I'm not that rude...xD

Count Cain is the series set in 19th century London England, about the young earl of Hargreaves, Cain. He goes through a series of events, concerning poison, murder, and his family with a lot of secrets to tell.

Go read it if you're into that kind of thing. Or Riff. Riiiiiiiff....:D~



Dance Dance Revolution - I am forced to explain, not show a picture about it. Its a game in which you 'dance' on top of a mat/metal mat to synchronized arrows to music. ITS BETTER IF I SHOW IT D: *gets shot*



Dental Appointment - This pops up every few 5 months. (which... might not happen too soon ^_^)



Diablo Swing Orchestra - A really kickass band I got to be introduced to (by Bryce, one of my friends) in October. Best song to first listen to: Balrog Boogie.



Doubt - A feeling I sometimes get. Don't be surprised if i tag this into anything sombre.



Dresden Dolls - A band I got introduced to (by the same guy who showed me Diablo Swing Orchestra). They made Coin Operated Boy, Delilah, and others.

I also heard they broke up... Dx



Dustmites - I hate those.... but apparently, they were manifesting in my OWN ROOM. Thank god for the annual clean up of the century.



Elegies - A series of sad poems of which I tried to create myself. I think I have a knack of making such.



English Essay - I wrote a post about an essay I was to hand it. Be forewarned--might do more of that in the future.



Environmental - Why yes i am.



First Blog - And my first tag for that too! ^_^;



First November Post - I make these kind of tags so i can look back and say 'Wooooow! I can do that?!'



First of October post - Although, I think I forgot to make my November tag like my october tag. I should make my December one just as unique.



Forgotten Memories - These sprung up very suddenly when my grandfather passed away. They still do.



Genki Rockets - Apparently, this 'band' is actually a synth-voice with at least 19 voices used in their songs--all used for their cover girl in space, Luna. (I forgot her name... I'll get it later...) First track to listen to, if you really wanna get to know them, is their first track, Heavenly Star. They're very upbeat, and I enjoy them.



Godchild character sheets - I think I only got to finish Cain's, Merry's, Riff's and Jezabel's. Oh darnit. I'll try to get back to that xD



Godchild Musings - These might come back. I love having musings, especially if its from an obsession I already have. Gives me more knowledge ^_^



Grandfather - A very important person in my life. He lived to let me shine.


Habits - Some things i know I've made myself in, or some things I know i can get rid of or change.


HAH MENTAL - Its in caps too, for good measure.


Ikkaku - I had a post once about me threatening to shave my Uryuu hair off... but i didn't. Because i'm scared to be called a pachinko head xD


Intentional purposes but not really - as the tag says--NOT REALLY. Just for my enjoyment/pleasure seeking opportunities. xD


Issues - yes i do have them.


Karate - I did this hobby once, reaching junior black belt in the process. I also did a toolbox about the essentials of karate.

King of Fighters - A video game series that i'm interested in since it has fighting, a weird storyline, and Mai Shiranui (just in case you fanboys forgot, she's the one with the fans and the rack)


King of Fighters: Maximum Impact - One of the mini series in the Kof franchise. The first game that got my REALLY hooked into the SNK thing in the first place. Thank you, Alba and Soiree. xd


Kingdom Hearts II - The awaited sequel to one of Squaresoft's aspiring games. Holy shit. It gave me an obsession over their group for an amazing 2 years. I will never forget it, at ALL.


Library Poem - A poem I apparently did in, guess where? The library.


List Poem - A poem consisting of a list of things/people/places. Fun to do actually xD

Losing All Interest in accomplishments - This tag is especially for my down days. Don't mind it--its only temporary.

Losing Sleep - The title for one of my elegies.

Loss - Everyone gets this feeling sometime in their life. I first got my dose of it on my 18th birthday.

Lost Love - Something I deny I misplaced.

Lunar Shower poem - A poem that came to form when I meditated for a few minutes. The poem represents the feelings I held at the time.

Lunch Break poem - A poem I composed during my lunch break at school. Yes, I pretty much just attached myself onto a computer and wrote the whole time. I forgot to eat--thank goodness for some sinigang back home for dinner :D

Mad Keyboard Skills - I get this 'special power' whenever I listen to a very fast paced song (aka, Ichirin No hana the HUGE HOLLOW mix or Kiwi Bombing Showdown by Snoopdroop). I'm surprised at my speed, and I hate the pain afterwards.

Marks Cut-Off - Some VERY special day at my school. Typically--a certain amount of work is due that day before report card. Ughaaaa.

Maximum Impact - Okay, so i explained a bit about what MI was about... well, there are these twins who lose their gang leader mentor in a turf battle and they get involved in the KoF tournament. Fun times, Meira Brothers.

Mikaila - One of the characters in the Godchild series. She's a twisted little Loli-girl with a thing for spiders all OVER her. Creepy as it sounds, she also has this sick passion for Cain. (of which Riff would NEVER tolerate)

Miss Black Cherry - One of the countless alias I have. I kinda like it--sounds like the opposite of Madame Kiwi

Miss Red Sand - Gaa-chan - This is Jakky's code name. Hope she doesn't mind the Gaa-chan bit xD

Miyavi - One of my favorite artists and still is. He's very... quirky. But all at the same time, a skilled guitarist and an inspiring singer all in one. And plus he's goofy. ^_^;

Monday Morning - I hate these.

My room - To describe it in one word - MESSY.

No More Heroes - Obviously, this Wii game tops whatever M rated game i've gotten to play in the past (not including Mortal Kombat). An otaku-turned-assassin with a Beam Katana! COME ON.

No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle - AND THE AWAITING SEQUEL <3

Not a lot of angst - Exactly what it says. NOT SO MUCH BUT ITS STILL THERE.

Not So Deep Thoughts - A segment I did a few days ago. Fun times. I should go and get those thoughts back into thought.

Oblivious thinking - Because I'm naive like that.

Obsessions - Its not as BAD as an addiction. (which I should add later on in my tag list.)

Oh man I need new tag ideas - xD I can't believe I wrote that one...

One Helluva Sad Post - typically, a post with lots of sad topped all over it.

Organization XIII - Kingdom Hearts II had this... group that I got obsessed with. Please look it up in Wiki or something--I've done my two years.

Pairing Fun - A fun lil post when I pretty much had fun with a certain obsession and... well. Did a pairing quiz along with it. CRACK, CRACK, EVERYWHERE.

Parents Reminding Me How Fucked I am - Because they care.

Poetry in 30 Days - SPEAKING OF THAT... I should really get back to that. i think i was only on Day 10...? xD

Pointless Shit - Oh fun.

Pretty Boys - Because I'm a girl and I get to write such little fantasies.

Project idea - I get too many of these.

Red Scarves - Note this down. I want a new one for Christmas. Especially one that waves around in the wind. LIKE HIRYU-SAN.

Riff damn for being hot - WELL HE IS. I also like figures just like him <3>

Shinigami on Quincy action - *pfft* Because there's only one Quincy, right? xDDDD

Shinobu - A word in Japanese meaning 'patient one.' Also a schoolgirl samurai character in No More Heroes. :D

Short Story reading - I REALLY SHOULD DO THIS TOO. I have such a pointless blog xD

Stabbing Ichigo - 'Have YOU stabbed a strawberry today?' xD

Strider Hiryu - A ninja I've come to respect (and obsess over). PLUS HIS SCARF AND HAIR D: He's just.... wow xD.

Student Council don't know how to raise money - *is in school writing this. And hopefully, no one in s.c. ISN'T SEEING THIS.*

Sunday Posting :D - These are relaxing to write. I also get ideas on something to write for the week. But.... these don't around often.

Talking a lot - Because I'm a girl and I can do it.

Talking more - Because I still can. xD

Teddy Bear named Hiryu - 'With a pretty coin operated voice, saying that he loves me, and he's thinking of me, straight and onto the point.' -Coin Operated Boy

Ten Assassins - Typically, No More Heroes pat. FIGHT EM, TRAVIS, FIGHT EM! :D

Terms - Cuz we need to come to them. Ew. xD

The Book With No Name - A fun little book I respect as much as N.M.H. It almost sounds like the inspiration for N.M.H. too xD. I ORDER Y'ALL TO READ IT IF YOU CAN FIND IT.

The Last Hopefully - No its not, Kiwi.

The Night Before - Just a funny tag that I can't remember when I put it down. o_o

The Star by Ester Claes - Funny Hollywood short story I read.

Theme Statement - All the short stories/novels I've come to read have one. I've yet to find out what Kingdom Hearts and No More Heroes' statement is...

Thinking too Hard - Because I do. D: It hurts.

Tone - No I'm not *shot* But its not about colors, its also about... err... D: The voice of the reader too! D:

Tone Meanings - ....*stares* Very funny, tag box.

Translating Fun - A tag I first put on my first fan translation, 'Aesthetics and Identity.' FUN SHIT TO DO WITH JISHO.ORG.

Travis Touchdown - Arguably the best assassin and the most craziest out there. GO TOUCHDOWN GO, YOU FUCKHEAD. xD

Unfuzzy Kiwi - This happens when I'm either down or getting a haircut. Usually the second one.

Uryuu - Uryuu Ishida, actually, from BLEACH. He's got geeky glasses, good with archery, hates buttons and Shinigami and is apparently The Last Quincy Heir. Oh--and he's my ordeal guy. xD

Uryuu and Ichigo - But if Tite Kubo plans to make Uryuu say 'I hate Shinigami's--that means you. I hate you' -- towards Ichigo, then Kiwi thinks about the MANY possibilities for those two.

Uryuu Implication - Implying that a Quincy Archer just raided my posting. Yay.

Uryuu Ishida - I don't get it... why did I make his full name as a tag, and just put only his first name as another tag. Lol. I really am obsessed with Quincy Boy.

What No Cain - This finally popped up when I FINALLY got out of my Count Cain obsession. Yeah, finally--after what, 6 MONTHS?!

What toolbox? - My Writing Teacher, Ms. Szakos, wouldn't be pleased if I wrote that down in my work.

Writing tools - Concerning my toolbox. Bleh.

Yaoi Fangirl Moment - Well, I get these every now and then. They get extremely high over these certain conditions: Master and Servant (Cain/Riff), Hate/Love relationships (Ichigo/Uryuu or Ichigo/Grimmjow) and Awww! (Demyx/Xigbar). 

WELL I GET EM. STFU.


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There you go. The tag for this post will be Tag Anniversary. Oh joy.

I won't complain once my 50th post comes a-running. xD

-kiwi



Thursday, November 20, 2008

Twenty-Nine - Ritualize

(Current Time: 10:21 AM, 2nd Blk)
(Current Sounds: Heavenly Star - Genki Rockets)

Musings And a Short Lil Dramatis Personnae:
Orihime think icon Pictures, Images and Photos

YESH

YESH

I am going to start making a short little fairy tale. NO JOKE. I AM NOT GONNA PUT OFF IT. SRSLY.

(crowd: BOOOOOOO, YOU LIIIIIIIIIE)

^^; Ewell, ANYWAYS. I'm using different icons for such people, mainly because the characters are KIIIIINDA based off them 8D.

NO COPYRIGHT NINJAS TO ASSASSINATE ME, KTHX.

Here it is, my personal, KIWI-USABLE Dramatis Personnae for my fairy tale xD:

~PATIENCE'S LITTLE MISHAP

Cast:

Orihime icon Pictures, Images and Photos
Princess Patience

Ichigo Icon Pictures, Images and Photos
Jack the Cowardly Prince (COWARDLY?!)

chad icon
Jack's Steed, Poosh

Rukia Icon Pictures, Images and Photos
Leena the Really Giddy Witch

Uryuu Icon Pictures, Images and Photos
Malice the Other Prince


kenpachi icon
Pooma the Very Scary Captain of the Guards

hisagi icon Pictures, Images and Photos
Studbot the Confused Guard

Bleach Icon - Izuru Kira Pictures, Images and Photos
Grimsley the Bumble Guard


Renji Icon Pictures, Images and Photos
Rife the Guard Who Can't Guard

Nanao Pictures, Images and Photos
Parsley the benevolent

Rangiku icon Pictures, Images and Photos
Shallot the Curative

Nemu Icons Pictures, Images and Photos
Leek the Temperant

Hitsugaya Toushirou icon Pictures, Images and Photos
Christophene the Apprentice Wizard


Amira&agrave;L Pictures, Images and Photos
Sol the Really badass Villian (YEAH, CAN YOU BELIEVE THE PICTURE)

Gin Ichimaru Icon Pictures, Images and Photos
Loon the Suspicious Magician

hanataro icon

Viero the Vicious Magician (VERY vicious)


yachiru2 Pictures, Images and Photos
Chiwi the Malevolent Magician (XDDDD)

Shunsui Icon Pictures, Images and Photos
Gustav the Wheast

ukitake icon
Ratio the Ewhest

Byakuya Icon Pictures, Images and Photos
Copper the Schowth

mayuri icon Pictures, Images and Photos
Shero the Nyorth

....

okay, i think that'll be all for tod--*GAGGED*

D:!!

I'LL GET THE FIRST BIT UP SOON.

~kiwi

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Twenty Eight - Deep But Not Really, Thoughts

(Current Time: 6:41 Pm, Night)
(Current Sounds: REWRITE - Asian Kung-Fu Generation)

...The Last Segment of Them Not So Deep Thoughts:

Ishida Uryuu icon Pictures, Images and Photos

WHAT THE EFF, THIS IS THE LAST ONE?!

ichigo STFU icon Pictures, Images and Photos

SILENCE, YOU INCOHENT DORKWAD

...

Eyeeeeeeeeah, I'm finally gonna put up the last part here. I KNOW there's more...but I'm too lazy and too tired to write anymore down than the ones I've got now. Ooh!

Its a lot bigger than the other two, and hopefully the best.

Enjoy, kids.

*SHOT FOR BEING AN ADULT*

~~

You know when a package says "open here?" What would the protocol be if it said "open somewhere else?"

I don't have a solution--but I do admire your problem.

I haven't lost my mind. It's backed up in a disk...somewhere...

On the keyboard of life, always keep your one finger on the "Escape" key.

What would a chair look like if our knees bent the other way?

This would be really funny right now if it weren't happening to me.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

My patience is up to 99%. The one percent you just wasted.

My boss says I'm as slow as a turtle treading through a sea of peanut butter. Mmmm...peanut butter...

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

I like work....Its fascinating...I could sit and stare at it for hours...

I only go to work on days that don't end with a "y"

At work, I can please only one person at a time. And today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

Don't ever raise your hand to kids; it leaves your groin exposed.

Why are there flotation devices under plane devices instead of parachutes?

The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning, you're in the job.

If the world's all a stage, then where is the audience sitting?

If we are here to help others, what exactly are the others here for?

Money isn't everything--but at least it keeps relatives to stay in touch.

I'm not cheap--but I'm on special today.

Why is it when you transport something by ship, its called cargo--but when you transport something by car, its called shipment?

I don't suffer from stress--I'm a carrier.

I'm not a complete idiot, I'm missing a lot of parts.

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OKAY, I'M DONE HERE.

Bleach Ichigo Uryuu Pictures, Images and Photos

BUT I KNOW THEY AIN'T xDDD

*SHOT*

ARROW'D Pictures, Images and Photos

~kiwi

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Twenty Seven - Little Bit of Wish

(Current Time: 9:57 Am, 2nd Blk)
(Current Sounds: *ASTERISK - ORANGE RANGE)

Musings and an Elegy that i must've done a long time ago...:

Miyavi Icon Pictures, Images and Photos

I should REALLY see what's been going on with Meevers. I kinda miss him ._.

Alrighty, I'm gonna put up an elegy I wrote a long time ago, since the last segment of Not So Deep Thoughts is among us. (I didn't even know I had an audience...)

Here y'all go. Its not so depressing, since its an elegy about LOSING SLEEP, for crying out loud...

~~

Half-Pain (Losing Sleep)

There's something in this musty bedpanel
That makes me set my heart ablaze with
Feelings of lost regret and taken up this
Cross of self-bothersome doubt.
How could I lay my weary body on a cruel
Bed built entirely on soft foam and needles?
When I could travel up the stairway of
Heaven and search elsewhere to regain
The dreams above the sun drenched clouds.
I sit in this chair thinking of only that,
Eyes lidded to shut down running business
Arms swinging, threatening nearby individuals;
I've lost my body's remote control. The most
Treasured one of all: my conscious mind
Who once leaped through fields of triumph,
Now too tired to lift its head and
Taken in like unwelcomed guests.
For as I look towards the pink
Stardusted lamp for advice; it only tells me
My back's prone to snap into burnable
Twig matter.
Why can't I summon enough heart
To tell the bosses of the kingdom
That I'm not only frustrated at my
Insane mind to keep on;
I also want to return to the simple
Sheep-leaping land of lilies,
Promising me I'll be grateful for
The new nest in the beautiful dawn.

~~
I kinda raced myself when I typed this (an impressive 3 minutes, along with listening to the song of my dreams, Ichirin no hana >_< )

Like, holy crap, if i listen to the beat of that song, my fingers automatically go into what my legs do sometimes: DDR mode.

D:

dance dance revolution Pictures, Images and Photos

If I'm insane enough, then that's what I'm doing.

Oh gad.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Twenty Six - More Not-So Deep Thoughts

(Current Time: 6:07 Pm, Night)
(Current Sounds: N.M.H. - NO MORE HEROES)

Musings and Those Damned Thoughts:

Kurosaki Ichigo icon Pictures, Images and Photos

D'okay. I need to get new headphones. I dunno...

Here ya go. More thoughts not to be taken into thought. Seriously.

~~

How come Superman can stop bullets with his chest--but ducks when someone throws a gun at him?

I went to a bookstore once and asked the cash register lady where I can find a book on self-help. She said it would defeat the fact.

Why is it when two airplanes hit each other, it's called a near-miss? Shouldn't it be called a near-hit?

Growing old is mandatory--growing up is optional.

Hard work never killed anyone--but why chance it?

If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

A bus station is where a bus stops, a train station is where a train stops....on my desk, there is a work station.

At work, when you write, no one remembers, when you're wrong, no one forgets.

Why are they called stands when you're supposed to be sitting?

Why do scientists call it research when you're looking for something new?

When you think about it, black jellybeans are cruel.

~~

I'll finish this off later.

-kiwi

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Twenty Five - Not So Deep Thoughts

(Current Time: 8:49 Am, Morning)
(Current Sounds: 'I'm Gonna Fly' Sydney Frost)

Musings and Those Thoughts:

Uryu Uryuu Ishida,Ichigo Kurosaki

Well, here we go. Some thoughts to keep in mind. Maybe. I dunno.

Ever start to think...then stop to think again?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes?

Why is it called a T.V set when you only get one?

Just remember- if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Disneyland--a peopletrap operated by a mouse.

Why is it when you believe someone when they say there are one billion stars in the universe--at a wet painted wall, you'd have to check to make sure?

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it is?

They're just jealous because the voices are only talking to me.

Imagine how deep the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there.

Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the question.

Why do they report power outages on T.V?

How there can be self-help groups?

I do what my rice krispies tell me to.

If raising children was gonna be easy, it wouldn't start with the word 'labour.'

Warning: dates in calendar are closer than they appear.

When you open up a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw away the top one?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

To me, my body is a temple; to you, its an amusement park.

When your pet sees you read the newspaper, does it wonder why you're reading the carpet?

~~

More to come soon :3

-kiwi