Twenty Eight - Deep But Not Really, Thoughts

(Current Time: 6:41 Pm, Night)
(Current Sounds: REWRITE - Asian Kung-Fu Generation)

...The Last Segment of Them Not So Deep Thoughts:



WHAT THE EFF, THIS IS THE LAST ONE?!



SILENCE, YOU INCOHENT DORKWAD

...

Eyeeeeeeeeah, I'm finally gonna put up the last part here. I KNOW there's more...but I'm too lazy and too tired to write anymore down than the ones I've got now. Ooh!

Its a lot bigger than the other two, and hopefully the best.

Enjoy, kids.

*SHOT FOR BEING AN ADULT*

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You know when a package says "open here?" What would the protocol be if it said "open somewhere else?"

I don't have a solution--but I do admire your problem.

I haven't lost my mind. It's backed up in a disk...somewhere...

On the keyboard of life, always keep your one finger on the "Escape" key.

What would a chair look like if our knees bent the other way?

This would be really funny right now if it weren't happening to me.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

My patience is up to 99%. The one percent you just wasted.

My boss says I'm as slow as a turtle treading through a sea of peanut butter. Mmmm...peanut butter...

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

I like work....Its fascinating...I could sit and stare at it for hours...

I only go to work on days that don't end with a "y"

At work, I can please only one person at a time. And today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

Don't ever raise your hand to kids; it leaves your groin exposed.

Why are there flotation devices under plane devices instead of parachutes?

The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning, you're in the job.

If the world's all a stage, then where is the audience sitting?

If we are here to help others, what exactly are the others here for?

Money isn't everything--but at least it keeps relatives to stay in touch.

I'm not cheap--but I'm on special today.

Why is it when you transport something by ship, its called cargo--but when you transport something by car, its called shipment?

I don't suffer from stress--I'm a carrier.

I'm not a complete idiot, I'm missing a lot of parts.

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OKAY, I'M DONE HERE.



BUT I KNOW THEY AIN'T xDDD

*SHOT*



~kiwi