Twenty Six - More Not-So Deep Thoughts

(Current Time: 6:07 Pm, Night)
(Current Sounds: N.M.H. - NO MORE HEROES)

Musings and Those Damned Thoughts:



D'okay. I need to get new headphones. I dunno...

Here ya go. More thoughts not to be taken into thought. Seriously.

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How come Superman can stop bullets with his chest--but ducks when someone throws a gun at him?

I went to a bookstore once and asked the cash register lady where I can find a book on self-help. She said it would defeat the fact.

Why is it when two airplanes hit each other, it's called a near-miss? Shouldn't it be called a near-hit?

Growing old is mandatory--growing up is optional.

Hard work never killed anyone--but why chance it?

If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

A bus station is where a bus stops, a train station is where a train stops....on my desk, there is a work station.

At work, when you write, no one remembers, when you're wrong, no one forgets.

Why are they called stands when you're supposed to be sitting?

Why do scientists call it research when you're looking for something new?

When you think about it, black jellybeans are cruel.

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I'll finish this off later.

-kiwi